Updated July 6th, 2016

This has got to be the best joke ever because it works PERFECTLY in English and in Japanese, and the pun is essentially the same. Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven ate Nine!! Now here comes the kicker. どうして　ろくは　しちが　こわい　でしょう？　だって、しち　はち　くう！Realizing that this works was an incredibly satisfying moment for me. Also notable that a different number finds itself unfortunately devoured in the respective versions. Either way... watch out for Seven.

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