If an alligator is going to have a barbecue, that alligator is first going to need a lot of meat. This means, of course, a trip to the supermarket. I really want to actually see this some day, and I feel like that's a pretty reasonable dream to have. In fact, I'll bet that there is an alligator farm somewhere in Florida that has trained an alligator to push a shopping cart. It's just getting that fella into a local food retailer.